WE'RE LOVING IT!

SW:

It's great to finally be talking to you. You will not believe how long we've been fantasising about all of you; I know some people just go for you, Beyonce but I'm telling you we wouldn't be happy unless we had all three at once.

DC:

Why thank y'all! We heard England was a nation of drug takin foul mouthed evil doer's.We're overjoyed to meet such fine upstandin' fella's such as yourselves!

SW:

Quite. So After a meteoric rise you split to achieve sucess as individuals and now you are back together with a new album out, a tour coming up but you are taking time out of your busy schedule to work in Mac Donalds is that right?

DC:

Thats right- and we're lovin' it!

SW:

Some people may be wondering why such sucessful people as yourselves would make this career move at this time...

DC:

They may well ask. The short answer is £4.50 an hour, but there are also generous bonuses and excelent promotion prospects. The hours are long but we're used to that. We feel this is the right thing to do at this time- and we're lovin it!

SW:

A lot of Black community leaders are upset at the amount of their young folk who work at burger joints. They may say that you are setting a bad example...

DC:

On the contrary we believe It is the duty of every person of colour to work selling burgers or chicken at some point in their carreer. That is why we have taken the time out to do it now- as an example to our community.

SW:

People often complain about the quality of food at such places and the way they are marketed at young people- such as your fans...

DC:

Thats completely unfounded and offensive. If stoopid independent film makers make themselves sick eating too many burgers and film themselves doing it its their own lookout.

SW:

We have noticed that you also advertise a well known hair care product Beyonce..

DC:

Yeah. Well you know after a hard day flippin burger's my hair gets so greasy. I wash my hair with this (shows product) and it feels good as new! Makes me feel like I am worth it!

SW:

You certainly are! Some people might say that commercialism degrades music as an artform. Would you agree?

DC:

Hell no! One can't exist without the other. We're lovin it! and we are worth it! Anymore questions?

SW:

No, that's great thankyou.

DC:

Would you like fries with that?

SW:

Yes please.

DC:

Coke or Sprite?

SW:

Sprite please.

DC:

Have a nice day!

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