Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver

WE HATE JAMIE OLIVER!

Just like any political organisation we at Socialist Wanker have to toe the party line sometimes.

We are, however getting mixed messages from anarchist central command (We are anarchists now? -Editor) On the mayday flyer we recieved it clearly states that we are going to protest Jamie Oliver. We would therefore like to apologise for anything we previously may have said about him. Despite his crusade to wean the nations children off of junk food, getting a promise of £250 million from the government in the process we now HATE HIM! DOWN WITH JAMIE OLIVER!

But wait, clicking on the anarchist central command website we see the same text with jamie olivers restauraunt missing!

brrr... beeep...mulik...toooot....Does not compute....Socialist Wanker system error...

we await further instructions....